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A simple story

Posted by The-Omnipresence - November 26th, 2007


Now children gather round, I shall tell you a story.

This is a story about a child named Billy. Billy was a good child, he ate his vegetables, did his chores and listened to his parents.

Then one day, Billy met a man on the street. This man offered him something called Marijuana. Now Billy heard of this plant, but never thought anything of it. Just then a car hit Billy and the man and were both slammed into a nearby building. The man died instantly from his wounds while Billy was bleeding internally and suffered from a shattered pelvis and a fractured spine at the Thoracic region, turning him into a paraplegic.

Being an only child and since he lost the ability to use his penis, Billy's family line died with him.

The lesson here is that you should not do drug selling on the street, but in public bathrooms or parks or even on a sidewalk. But never on street.

: Also drugs are bad, but I'm not stopping ya.


Comments

funny story.

You do realize you can't quote on your news posts right?

Yeah, I do.

lol
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