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Commanda Panda: Hero of the free world.

Posted by The-Omnipresence - March 3rd, 2008


The following was a story I did for my Psychology class.

It is A.D. 2101, war was beginning. The Russians have become communist once again and plotting to take over the world, like last time. So in a desprate attempt to save the free world as we know it, the Chinese and United States governments sent in their ultimate weapon. A panda bear pumped with more drugs than five meth labs and crack houses combined. They named the weapon: Commanda Panda.

In the dead of night a lone plane dropped a single crate in the middle of a communist camp. Five commies come towards it. The crate busted open sending chunks of wood everywhere and stabbing one in the eye. An enraged panda rushed towards one commie and ripped it's head off with it's saw like teeth. The other three tried to flee but were caught, beaten, raped and murdered. In the morning the camp ran red with blood, soon all of Russia will be the same...


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sounds cool

SURE THAT MODE NOT A SCAM OR A VIRUSES? just asking?

BEST STORY EVER!